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Figure One - Lloyd, the creepy bartender from the movie The Shining.
Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson) confided in Lloyd. Big mistake. |
How many of you
have ever befriended a bartender? Okay, how many of you have confided in a bartender, told them some of your more personal information? Have you asked your bartending "consigliere" their advice on important decisions in your life? Okay, hands up…let me do a count….hold up your hands high if
you have befriended a bartender and confided in them…
Yep, you over there! There's one. How about you? Did you
befriend a bartender or are you scratching your nose? Yep, okay. You...and you in
the front row and you in the back row, that’s right, you! Yep, there are quite a few people in the audience who have confided in a bartender. It may have something to
do with the tongue-lubricating liquor served in these establishments.
When it comes to discussing important issues in our
lives, most of us would rather consult family, friends, or maybe a close coworker.
However, as you can see from the show of hands, some people confide in their
bartenders. These same people may not have friends or family to confide, or
perhaps, they are too embarrassed to confide with friends or family, or perhaps, they
have just become friends with the bartender. There is absolutely nothing wrong with
bouncing ideas off your local bartender.
During my own lifetime, I have frequented many bars and
drank at the bar while watching a sports event or conversing with friends, but I have never befriended or confided in a bartender. I am a very private person, that might have something to do with it. My father was the exact opposite. He owned vending machines,
such as pinball machines, bowling machines, candy machines and cigarette machines. He put many of them in bars and businesses around several towns. He would get to know
the bartenders since in many cases they were his customers. There were a few of these
bartenders I remember my father actually quoting and talking about. I am sure he reciprocated and spoke to them about
what was going on in his life.
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Figure Two - Sam Malone from the TV comedy,
Cheers. Everyone trusted Sam.
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In my most recent book entitled CLOCK STRIKES THREE, my
main character, a young man named Joey Gellar, befriended a bartender, an ex-police
detective named Hank. Joey had a pretty tough upbringing and so far, life had dished
out some pretty rough times for Joey Gellar. In the passage below, taken from my book CLOCK
STRIKES THREE, Joey just entered his friend’s bar and is instantly
interrogated by Hank, the bartender and owner of the bar. Joey has to explain
to his much older bartender friend why he was seeing a psychiatrist. I will
catch you on the other side of the dialogue.
“How are you, Joey?”
Hank welcomed his friend and patron. “You are a little early to begin drinking
today. Did your boss let you off early?”
“I had a
doctor’s appointment this afternoon and decided not to go back to work,” Joey
explained.
“Doctor’s
appointment?” Hank queried. “Hope everything is all right, amigo.”
“Yeah, the
judge ordered me to go to a doctor as part of my sentence.”
Hank looked
confused. “The judge sent you to a doctor?” he asked. “Are you talking about
the legal issue you had with those bikers?”
“Yep,” Joey
declared and then added, “Double shot of Early Times.”
Hank turned
around and retrieved the bottle of bourbon from the counter. He turned around
with the bottle and fetched a fresh glass. “Rocks or neat?” he asked Joey.
“Neat.”
Hank poured and
handed the glass to Joey. “The judge has you going to a doctor?” Hank repeated
his question, his curiosity mounting.
“Yep.”
“What is the
doctor supposed to do?” Hank asked with tongue in cheek. “Remove your head from
your ass?”
“Ha, ha, Hank,
aren’t you funny?”
“Seriously,”
Hank said with a grin. “Why would the judge send you to a doctor? It makes no
sense. Did you get a hernia lifting those Ferrari wheels?”
Embarrassed by
the questioning, Joey downed the double shot of bourbon instead of answering.
Hank stood behind the bar, his arms braced against the counter, waiting for
Joey to reveal the mystery. “Those bikers hurt you or something?” he
probed.
Finally, Joey felt enough pressure to get Hank
off his back. “All right,” he mumbled, barely above a whisper. “The judge
thought it would be a good idea if I went to a psychiatrist. Now, are you
satisfied that I answered your question?”
“HA! HA! HA!
HA!” Hank burst into laughter loud enough to raise the heads of the two drunks
in the corner, temporarily, at least.
“C’mon, Hank,
quit laughing!” Joey implored. “It ain’t funny!”
“HA! HA! HA!
Bullshit, it ain’t funny!” Hank roared. Finally, Hank calmed down long enough
to ask Joey for confirmation, “Let me get this straight, young one, the judge
ordered psychiatric treatment for you? What does he think the bikers screwed
your noggin up or something?”
The questioning
embarrassed Joey. He wanted to scream. Joey did not need any more questions or
critiques from the peanut gallery. He felt insecure enough without Hank’s help.
Finally, Joey answered the question in a very measured tone of voice. “The
judge thought my bad childhood messed me up or something like that,” Joey
recalled. “He told me I was a magnet for bad people and trouble. He thought
that a psychiatrist could help me deal with my bad childhood and help me figure
out why I attract so much trouble.”
“I am sorry, kid,” Hank
apologized, suddenly very solemn.
In CLOCK STRIKES THREE, the relationship
between Joey and his psychiatrist is something that Joey and Bartender Hank have to
revisit often. Hank always looks out for Joey and Hank does not like what is going on with the psychiatrist's treatment. Hank does not mince words when expressing his concerns to Joey. How
does this triangular relationship between patient, doctor and bartender work out? You won't believe it if I told you. You are just going to have to read CLOCK STRIKES THREE to
find out for yourself.
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